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Karlee. 16. Creative and willful. Unsure of who i am. hostgator coupons
Fucks Given

so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

posted 26 minutes ago with 237,331 notes

moniquill:

bloodhole:

did you know that the main reason we have a school lunch program is that in 1946 kids were too underfed to qualify for military service bc i just found that out and am horrified

nobody cares about children’s well being without an ulterior motive

“Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” - George Carlin

posted 26 minutes ago with 11,285 notes

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

posted 27 minutes ago with 180,329 notes

destroy-wifi:

my legs hurt from sitting down all day

posted 27 minutes ago with 40,954 notes

"I don’t think you miss me. So I won’t tell you I miss you."
But I do. (via jessielou24)

posted 27 minutes ago with 77,311 notes

maximumbuttitude:

jaa-ne:

I would be a little bit terrified

you are now entering the Bonus Level
"

I believe that
your soul

and
my soul

are
very

old friends.

"
Mandeq Ahmed, “Mates”  (via lovequotesrus)

posted 28 minutes ago with 87,818 notes

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

posted 28 minutes ago with 22,575 notes

confusedcocain:

coutois:

6 months in jail for being a responsible father.

Fuck society

deezfucks:

in need of boyfriend pls donate 

posted 29 minutes ago with 25 notes

faehui:

Today I didn’t buy a plastic skeleton, no, I bought a friend.

timothydelaghetto:

umhi-im-alexis:

"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

That was the hottest post I’ve ever read. 

posted 31 minutes ago with 108,106 notes

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

posted 31 minutes ago with 324,071 notes