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Karlee. 16. Creative and willful. Unsure of who i am. hostgator coupons
Fucks Given

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

posted 9 hours ago with 408,849 notes

cacteaei:

lntelligent:

sometimes people are like sunshine and sometimes people are like rainclouds but thats ok because both are important to make the flowers grow

i love you

posted 9 hours ago with 469,448 notes

thatsmoderatelyraven:

tired of all of the fake friends and backstabbers. the immaturity never ends. can’t wait for 8th gradee <3

posted 9 hours ago with 176,714 notes

aureat:

I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.

posted 9 hours ago with 311,815 notes

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

posted 9 hours ago with 173,888 notes

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

posted 9 hours ago with 19,194 notes

baekowski:

Buy me a burrito and kiss me like you mean it

posted 9 hours ago with 229 notes

lubricates:

do you ever feel like you aren’t good enough for someone so you literally just give up

posted 9 hours ago with 91,346 notes

"Coincidence is God’s way of remaining anonymous."
Albert Einstein, The World As I See It (via kushandwizdom)

posted 9 hours ago with 1,727 notes