Just bite my neck and buy me pizza
what if there were professional text post critics
Witty and insightful. A must-reblog post. Suspense from lack of punctuation and resolution leaves the reader pondering possibilities late into the night.
when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
2. Do not date someone just to make another person jealous.
3. Do not cheat.
4. Do not lie, not even about little insignificant things.
5. Do not date someone just because someone else is unavailable at the moment.
6. Do not play with someone’s emotions.
7. Just be a decent fucking person."
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
The only thing that really distracts me from cigarettes is tumblr